Give me your tired coding, your poorly factored, your huddled classes yearning to call free, the wretched refuse of your teeming repository.

I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my builds. And you will know my name is the Scrum Master when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Dev team doctor solving the human problems of software development, and they’re all human problems.

.Net heretic. Tech debt auctioneer. Commodore 64 aficionado. Former motorcycle shop grunt. Wannabe race car driver. Recovering anthropologist. Currently leading code warriors into battle.

The site’s name is a play on Joel Splosky’s classic piece The Law of Leaky Abstractions.